Mr. Falcon

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  Take a moment this Memorial Day weekend...

  by Mr. Falcon in

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  "remember all the movies, terry, we'd go see .

  trying to learn how to walk like heroes we thought we had to be .

  and after all this time to find we're just like all the rest .

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  Mr. Falcon

  true that, heathen.

  Damn Palm, that's messed up. How you gonna rat-snitch on a 90 year old lady? that's HATEFUL.
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  I'm curious...........how many of you are going out in Field Service tomorrow? I'm serious.

  by La Falta Habitacion Por Sr Hor-Hey!! in

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  just wondering.

  i'm going out in the morning, but i'm wondering who else here in undercover apostate land will be meeting up with their own respective groups for theocratic activity tomorrow.

  for those of you going, will you be preparing your presentations tonight?.

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  Lol how? I lie like a rug on my service report. I sometimes go the service group and then take my kids on "rv's" which turns into shopping :-D

  Nice, EE! I used to do that, too! We would cart the boys in the car and be like, "uh, we are gonna go do some RV's...." and then off to the Target toy department.
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  Did You Feel Like A Pest When You Went House To House?

  by minimus in

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  i hated going from door to door.

  it was really bad when the neighbors would call each other and say that we had arrived.. what pests we were!.

  now, i don't bother anyone if i can help it!

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  The only thing worse than actually bothering people in field service is the stupid demonstrations at the meeting depicting how a standard door visit should go down.

  "Why yes! I WAS just sitting here thinking about the meaning of life! Please come in and tell me more! Would you like some money?"
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  I'm curious...........how many of you are going out in Field Service tomorrow? I'm serious.

  by La Falta Habitacion Por Sr Hor-Hey!! in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  just wondering.

  i'm going out in the morning, but i'm wondering who else here in undercover apostate land will be meeting up with their own respective groups for theocratic activity tomorrow.

  for those of you going, will you be preparing your presentations tonight?.

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  Mr. Falcon

  haha way to buck the system, EE!

  The only critters I'll be bothering tomorrow morning are my two boys when i wake them up early to drag them fishing.
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  Take a moment this Memorial Day weekend...

  by Mr. Falcon in

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  "remember all the movies, terry, we'd go see .

  trying to learn how to walk like heroes we thought we had to be .

  and after all this time to find we're just like all the rest .

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  Mr. Falcon

  Damn. Been one year since I wrote this. I can't remember the last meeting I went to. Can't say I miss it.

  Happy Memorial Day. Remember those who were told by their families that they don't love them because they no longer wished to knock on stranger's doors.
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  My demon experience

  by SweetBabyCheezits in

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  one recent afternoon, me and a buddy were taking a trek around a nearby neighborhood and made our way past a delapidated house that had all the familiar symptoms of being haunted.

  he suggested we check it out so, of course, we did.

  it looked like it had been abandoned probably 30-40 years earlier but the previous owners had left behind a small coffee table.

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  Mr. Falcon

  i heard zoiks is a real demon in the sack.

  Know what i mean? nudge, nudge, wink, wink
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  My demon experience

  by SweetBabyCheezits in

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  one recent afternoon, me and a buddy were taking a trek around a nearby neighborhood and made our way past a delapidated house that had all the familiar symptoms of being haunted.

  he suggested we check it out so, of course, we did.

  it looked like it had been abandoned probably 30-40 years earlier but the previous owners had left behind a small coffee table.

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  23 scientists misquoted by the ever so deceitful Watchtower society

  by Reality79 in

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  apologies if this has already been posted, but i actually found this to be an interesting and even funny read!.

  http://www.tj-encyclopedie.org/blatant_misquotes_in_the_origin_of_life_booklet.

  *edit* sorry you will have to copy and paste link, the icon to insert url isn't working for me for some reason......

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  Mr. Falcon

  yeah, the Watchtower is pretty stupid. But honestly, this tends to happen whenever uneducated, close-minded religious groups try to go toe-to-toe with science.

  
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  Q: How DID Noah get all those animals into the Ark?

  by notjustyet in

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  a: you take the "j" out of "jahs" and the "f" out of "way".

  i can't beleive that i did not recognize this 40 years ago!!.

  njy.

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  Mr. Falcon

  You're all wrong. All of you. If they pack so much flavor into a single Dorito chip, then clealy Noah could pack 5,000,000 bajillion species into a wooden box.
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  Would you die for your current beliefs?

  by SweetBabyCheezits in

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  Mr. Falcon

  Everyone should believe in something. I believe I'll have another drink. - W. C. Fields

  I believe this was Rutherford's favorite quote.